Someone on Facebook just referred to a chest of drawers as ‘chester draws.’

I found this way too funny..


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p3rmitt3d:

ierocookie:

machokeonmydick:

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF

Who wants to fight




gyzym:

sheafrotherdon:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

This is the best thing I have ever seen

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I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

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I have so much work to do for my deadline on Thursday,
It feels like this project is never going to end.
And I need a shower, but I have to much work to do.
And my AutoCAD just crashed got rid of two hours of work.
And I can’t be arsed with it anymore I want to sleep I’ve been at work all weekend blahhhhh.


I might ACTUALLY go to the gym tomorrow..

Seeing as I go on holiday in 92 days and have done absolutely nothing to achieve this bikini body I keep saying im gunna get.
Ahaaaa..
OR i might just go for a run on the prom, cause that doesn’t involve carting all my stuff to uni, and then having to deal with the arseholes that use the uni gym.


micasaessucasa:

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Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud  (via moscowprotection)

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morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

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